Because you need to know: Rick Fulmer discovered that assmosis is "The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard."
Here's a catchy list of more words that should be - from a mysterious source I cannot track down (can you?) ....
cutharsis — The tendency for a new razor blade to inflict knicks.
naihilism — The propensity for a clipped toenail to fly off into deep shag carpet.
coffation — The nerve in the ear that prompts coughing when touched by a q-tip.
lashinoma — The condition of an eyelash getting caught under the eyelid.
hummation — The first second of room tone you hear when you get some one's answering machine before they start talking.
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